Mommy giggle

Not sure if it is a real giggle, well it wasn't at the time,but it is now. Have you ever locked your keys in the house or car, thinking frantically, who can I call. Leave it to me to lock myself out of the house on a day Dan is out of the country. I tried call the one person who had a spare, no luck, no answer! It was a cold day, so I hopped into my vehicle,to think and cry of course. I called my sister, she didnt have a key, she called her hubby, nope. Then, I had an idea, I was going to shimmy under the garage door. I cleaned out my pockets so I would be as skinny as possible. I sat down on my butt feet first under the garage, good So far,then to squeeze my butt shuuuu. I made it! Oh shoot, the boobs! I had to lift up the door to get them under, but I made it!! Now to check the backdoor! Turning, yes, it opened